February 5, 2007
Is this guy for real? I mean, honestly!
Ian MacDonald opens his ‘Gourmet Burger Restaurant’ in April 2006. How long did her seriously think it would take before McDonalds Restaurants decided to invoke their claim to their trademark and name and try to shut him down. I am surprised it has taken 8-9 months.
This guy says that because he has had his name for 54 years, therefore he should be allowed to keep his burger joint open among his other arguments but fair dinkum the bloke needs his head read.
I have no sympathy for him at all and as far as I am concerned he can take his $13.50 hamburgers and stick it. Good on McDonalds for protecting their brand - even if their brand is the most disgusting tasting piece of shit hamburger that has ever graced the good earth.
This weeks show is just over 9 minutes.
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January 22, 2007
This rant could also be titled “He did it first… No HE did…NO, HE DID..etc etc”.
This episode has been brought on by the pathetic behaviour of some members of the Serbian and Croatian youths in Melbourne’s society who have disgraced themselves, their parents and their former homelands by carrying on like the proverbial “two-bob watch” during the Australian Open tennis championships last Monday.
Fair dinkum, can’t these fuckwits leave their petty hatreds at home, or even better, a long way off shore. The customs officials have managed to prevent rabies and foot-in-mouth disease from entering Australia but unfortunately these deeply ingrained racial hatreds are imported in the hearts, souls and minds of immigrants who should know better.
People have said to me… “Give it a rest China. They are entitled to feel this way after years and decades and centruries of war and persecution”. My answer to that is this.
The Japanese in general do not hate the US. They embrace all things American. The Australians in general do not hate the Japanese. There is a great deal of respect and comeraderie there. The Germans on the whole do not detest the British after two world wars. Why then must the Serbs and Croats go at each other like rabid dogs in this respect? War has little to do with it. I blame the parents for teaching hatred and widening the racial divide.
This weeks show is approximately 10 mins long.
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January 11, 2007
I have just spent a few days in Sydney on holidays and I have to say that I HATE the place.
If you ever have the misfortune to have to travel there, whatever you do, don’t take public transport - not to Bondi and definitely not to Hornsby from the city. You will be stuck there for HOURS.
Sydney is a very pretty place - as long as you stay within 1km from the harbour. If the city didn’t boast some of Australia’s more iconic treasures like the Harbour Bridge and the Opera House, the place would have been shut down decades ago.
The people are generally rude, obnoxious and arrogant and god help you if you have to ask for some assistance from anyone in a customer service role. Here is my tip - get as many maps and as much information before you have to travel to Sin City because you will get bugger all help from the toss-offs that live there.
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January 7, 2007
Apologies to all the listeners who have been wondering where I have been.  Give me a break guys and girls, I have been on holidays. After all, it IS the holiday season and I have been gathering more material for my podcasts in Brisbane and Sydney.
My trip has also given me more cannon fodder for the “Road Rage” section of my podcasts. There are sooo many half-witted drivers on the roads and I seem to have struck many of them. Strangely enough most of them were in Melbourne still. (Or is it just that I didn’t have a pen and paper handy when I saw the interstate fuck-knuckles?)
The following rego plates get a special mention in this weeks show.
NQN 402, SPE 777, QAB 821, NIX 617, NYQ 657, DZW 982, DXY 982, OZM 076,
SVA 149, RSP 421, FDG 269, UBM 757, QAB 821,
and some dickhead driving just north of Tenterfield on the Newell Highway on Boxing Day who nearly killed me along with 6 other people in 3 cars when overtaking 3 cars on a bend and a narrow bridge. Mate… get off the fucking ROAD!!!
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December 19, 2006
In this weeks show, I look at the unusual “phenomenon” of the American language permeating through the Australian lifestyle. Who do we blame? Is it lazy teachers, ignorant students, or should we put the blame firmly on the shoulders of one Mr. W. Gates courtesy of the Word package? I say they are all to blame. Rob Elliot (former host of Wheel of Fortune in Australia) is on notice for his new game - Dumb Ass! Get with the program Rob you tool!
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December 6, 2006
In todays show I get stuck into Shane Warne. Well, not so much into HIM specifically but into the media who gush and rant over his every move.
Yes, he is a great cricketer - a complete tool and a knob to boot - but a great cricketer nonetheless.
What jacks me off however is the media reporters who suggest he should have been presented with the “Man of the Match” award for his role in the 2nd Test between Australia and England. What a bunch of frauds. And these people call themselves “Sports Journalists!”
IDIOTS!!!
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December 4, 2006
G’day and welcome to I’m Irked.
In todays show, I name those moron’s on the road that just can’t frigging-well DRIVE. People who think they own the road or have no idea about the rights and wrongs of life on the harsh Melbourne/Victorian roads.
There are so many foolish, stupid, obnoxious and ignorant people of both sexes, and of all ethnic elements that I am surpised there are not more law suits going ahead just for people having the gall to live!
Anyway, here it is. Enjoy.
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November 29, 2006
G’day and welcome back to I’m Irked.
In todays show I get stuck into the cretins who were involved in the recent riots at the G20 Summit in Melbourne.
The first question that needs to be asked is this. What were these clows actually protesting (rioting) ABOUT? No where has there been any clear, lucid argument regarding the main purpose of their “stampede/rampage/protest”
Fair dinkum, don’t these morons have anything better to do. If they actually sat down and thought about what was going on, they would have realised that the very people they were protesting about are the very people who have the power and the mindset to effect changes.
Enough writing. Enjoy the rant and I look forward to your comments. Abuse me as you wish.
China
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November 27, 2006
G’day, and welcome to I’m Irked.
This is my initial introductory podcast to tell you all what I am about and what the purposes of doing these podcasts is.
In essence, I get so pissed off every day when I run into your general “run-of-the-mill” dickhead as I travel around living my life, and I don’t get the opportunity to tell these fools face to face WHY I think they are morons. This gives me a chance to rant and rave about these cockheads, and also lets you guys and girls know as well.
I hope to hear some of the things that really jack you off as well so please feel free to share some of your own experiences with me.
Hope to hear from you.
China
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November 20, 2006
G’day,
My name is China and this is my place in the world to podcast about anything that really annoys me.
Those small little things that happen every day that really piss me off. People need to be told - from stupid little things like moron’s who throw their cigarette butts out of their car window, to the media who mis-report information, to our politicians, sportsmen/women and religious leaders who treat us all like moronic imbeciles. I have had enough and they need to know about it.
Feel free to add your own podcasts about what really jacks you off, tongues your dot, gives you the shits or however you describe the things that really annoy you. I look forward to hearing all your annoyances and hope that you are both amused, and bemused by mine.
For those with a weak stomach, be warned. These things will contain harsh language, they will be insulting and abusive and they will not be pleasant. However, I hope that some of you find them mildly amusing and others may even get a laugh from time to time.
I really do look forward to your comments and I will try to answer all of them.
Have fun listening.
China
